Alex

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen

“You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.”
― Saul Bellow