Madimadi

“Nice bird, asshole!”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

“If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!”
― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

“What odd chaps you painters are! You do anything in the world to gain a reputation. As soon as you have one, you seem to want to throw it away. It is silly of you, for there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. A portrait like this would set you far above all the young men in England, and make the old men jealous, if old men are ever capable of any emotion.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic