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Ilona Andrews
“Who the hell would attack the Steel Horse anyway? What was the thinking behind that? “Here is a bar full of psychotic killers who grow giant claws and people who pilot the undead for a living. I think I’ll go wreck the place.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

Justin Halpern
“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”
Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern
“On Lego's

"Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit.”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

Justin Halpern
“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
tags: humor

Justin Halpern
“The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog.”
Justin Halpern

12161 Who's Your Author? — 3403 members — last activity Dec 06, 2025 09:35PM
WELCOME TO: WHO'S YOUR AUTHOR? This group discusses your favorite PNR (Paranormal Romance) and UF (Urban Fantasy) writers. Including but not limit ...more
390 Paranormal Romance & Urban Fantasy — 24325 members — last activity Dec 21, 2025 12:04PM
Welcome to Paranormal Romance! This group is for the discussion and recommendation of paranormal romances and paranormal erotic romance, along with ur ...more
2214 Charlaine Harris Book/Show Group — 1477 members — last activity May 26, 2025 03:13PM
This group gives Charlaine fans the opportunity to discuss her books and chat about other related events (shows, movies, etc.). This used to be a Sook ...more
1791 Janet Evanovich Book Group — 1608 members — last activity Nov 10, 2025 09:43AM
A place where we can chat about the Stephanie Plum series and other Janet books.
28773 We Love Lisa Kleypas — 1882 members — last activity Sep 27, 2024 07:26AM
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