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Jess’s Quotes

“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”
― Justin Halpern

tags: humor

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“Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.”
Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix."
Andrea: “Aha. Keep telling yourself that.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

tags: humorous

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“The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog.”
― Justin Halpern

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“I know she's weird. Her friends know she's weird. And we all accept it because she's weird, but also amazing.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Beast Behaving Badly

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“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

tags: humor

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Jess’s Groups

Who's Your Author? — 3397 members — last activity Aug 09, 2026 05:20PM
WELCOME TO: WHO'S YOUR AUTHOR? This group discusses your favorite PNR (Paranormal Romance) and UF (Urban Fantasy) writers. Including but not limit ...more

Paranormal Romance & Urban Fantasy — 24578 members — last activity Aug 09, 2026 12:43AM
Welcome to Paranormal Romance! This group is for the discussion and recommendation of paranormal romances and paranormal erotic romance, along with ur ...more

Charlaine Harris Book/Show Group — 1469 members — last activity May 26, 2025 03:13PM
This group gives Charlaine fans the opportunity to discuss her books and chat about other related events (shows, movies, etc.). This used to be a Sook ...more

Janet Evanovich Book Group — 1605 members — last activity May 11, 2026 01:08PM
A place where we can chat about the Stephanie Plum series and other Janet books.