Sean

“Erika narrowed her eyes at Jason. “Did you join a cult?” “Of course not.” “Are you sure?” “I didn’t join a cult, Erika.” “You’re talking a bit like someone who joined a cult,” Ian said. “It would make sense that you were gone for so long. Cults like to isolate people from their support networks while the indoctrination takes place.” “I did not join a cult,” Jason insisted. “So, you’re still an atheist, then?” Erika asked. “Not… as such,” Jason admitted. “You joined a cult,” Erika said. “I didn’t join a cult!”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 4

“Jeeze. Save a [Princess] and suddenly everyone’s your friend.”
― Pirateaba, The General of Izril

“Fuck,” Yun Ren declared. “Fuck,” his brother agreed.”
― CasualFarmer, Beware of Chicken

“I have a houseboat at the marina.” “You’re living on a houseboat?” she asked. “Like the Highlander? TV show Highlander, obviously.” “That was never a good TV show,” Jason said. “Let’s be honest; it was never a great movie,” Erika said. “I liked that movie,” Ian said. “Me too,” Jason agreed. “It was a good idea with a middling execution at best. Search your feelings, boys; you know it to be true. That movie coasted on the soundtrack.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 4