April Kyle Nassi

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
― P.J. O'Rourke

“She sat back on her heels and nodded. The thought experiment she proposed was certainly odd, but her point was simple. Everything in the universe was constantly changing, and nothing stays the same, and we must understand how quickly time flows by if we are to wake up and truly live our lives.

That’s what it means to be a time being, old Jiko told me, and then she snapped her crooked fingers again.

And just like that, you die.”
― Ruth Ozeki, A Tale for the Time Being

“It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.”
― P.J. O'Rourke

“Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.”
― Oscar Wilde