Josh Dorman

“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”
― H.L. Mencken, Prejudices First Series

“Women are like boats: They require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are more like buses. Another will eventually come along.”
― Ed Robinson, Poop, Booze, and Bikinis