“Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool. "Joe," Bill says, "I'm glad to see your wife finally let you out of the house." "Things have been different with my wife," Joe says. "In fact, just the other day, I decided to show her who was boss." "How did you do that?" asks Bill. "I simply said to her, 'Mabel, we are going to have it out right now, and I am going to show you who is the boss in this relationship'." "What happened?" "Well, I don't want to brag, but I managed to get her on her hands and knees." "How did you do that?" "I was hiding under the bed at the time".”
― 101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes
― 101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes
“It’s cute really. Watching you try to pretend that this kid can make you feel half as good as I can with one touch.”
― First Semester
― First Semester
“The”
― First Semester
― First Semester
“Not MacCallum. MacGregor. Isobel MacGregor." Devan froze. "My Isobel?" Ethan laughed. "She won't be yours for much longer now. But yes,”
― His Brother's Bride
― His Brother's Bride
“One was good…wings spread from his back. Angels bowed to him. And his brother… He had a really fucking good time as he did his very, very bad things.”
― The Devil in Disguise
― The Devil in Disguise
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