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“Knock knock! Who’s there? Juno! Juno who? Juno how long I’ve been knocking on this door? Knock knock! Who’s there? Icy! Icy who? Icy you! Let me in!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 100+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

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― Sarah Fischer, First Semester

“Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool. "Joe," Bill says, "I'm glad to see your wife finally let you out of the house." "Things have been different with my wife," Joe says. "In fact, just the other day, I decided to show her who was boss." "How did you do that?" asks Bill. "I simply said to her, 'Mabel, we are going to have it out right now, and I am going to show you who is the boss in this relationship'." "What happened?" "Well, I don't want to brag, but I managed to get her on her hands and knees." "How did you do that?" "I was hiding under the bed at the time".”
― Various, 101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes

“Once upon a time, a few hundred million years ago, the world was a very different place. There were not seven continents on earth, as there are now, there was only one: a huge, supercontinent that we call Pangaea. And there were no people wandering around at all. Instead, the earth was dominated by towering reptiles called dinosaurs, a word which means “terrible lizards,” though some were perfectly pleasant.”
― Uncle Amon, Dudley the Dinosaur: Short Stories, Games, Jokes, and More!