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“Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool. "Joe," Bill says, "I'm glad to see your wife finally let you out of the house." "Things have been different with my wife," Joe says. "In fact, just the other day, I decided to show her who was boss." "How did you do that?" asks Bill. "I simply said to her, 'Mabel, we are going to have it out right now, and I am going to show you who is the boss in this relationship'." "What happened?" "Well, I don't want to brag, but I managed to get her on her hands and knees." "How did you do that?" "I was hiding under the bed at the time".”
― Various, 101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes

“It’s cute really. Watching you try to pretend that this kid can make you feel half as good as I can with one touch.”
― Sarah Fischer, First Semester

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― Sarah Fischer, First Semester

“Not MacCallum. MacGregor. Isobel MacGregor." Devan froze. "My Isobel?" Ethan laughed. "She won't be yours for much longer now. But yes,”
― Eve Jordan, His Brother's Bride