Becky

“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Outside, daylight was bleeding slowly toward dusk.”
― Stephen King, The Running Man

“Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I wasn’t born with?”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.”
― Christopher Moore, Sacre Bleu: A Comedy d Art