Abigail

“The human body is about 60% water- more than half of each and every one of us. Being a body of water is something you can say about absolutely anyone. So if you are ever asked what a certain person is like and you cannot think of anything nice to say, you can just reply "they're mostly water.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“Burglary’s more fun than socializing, I always say.”
― Jonathan Stroud, The Whispering Skull

“There’s no right way of performing Shakespeare. And that’s why the plays are still being done.”
― Judi Dench, Shakespeare: The Man Who Pays the Rent

“I can compare the pencil I am using to write these words (and these words, and these and these) to my own life, because it is sometimes sharp and sometimes dull, because it is getting shorter and shorter the more I use it, and because even when I try to erase things you can still see the marks they left behind.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast