I read 24 7

“I see nobody on the road,” said Alice. “I only wish I had such eyes,” the King remarked in a fretful tone. “To be able to see Nobody!”
― Dan Cryan, Introducing Logic: A Graphic Guide

“All that was left was a Belgian cybernetic assassin, stuck in a woman’s bedroom with an unconscious Frenchman, hemmed in by the African Estrogen Guard, under fire and waiting for a man in a cat suit to come kill him. If it hadn’t been so dire, it would be absurd.”
― Jesse J. Holland, Black Panther: Who is the Black Panther?

“Women are supposed to be very calm generally: but women feel just as men feel; they need exercise for their faculties, and a field for their efforts, as much as their brothers do; they suffer from too rigid a restraint, too absolute a stagnation, precisely as men would suffer; and it is narrow-minded in their more privileged fellow-creatures to say that they ought to confine themselves to making puddings and knitting stockings, to playing on the piano and embroidering bags.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

“How can you tell a dog from a tomato? A: Really? You should know.”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!