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“Both boys ate some of the dog snacks, which I found both odd and disturbing.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, A Dog's Way Home

“You’re so fat… you fell out of both sides of the bed!”
― Various, 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!

“Women are supposed to be very calm generally: but women feel just as men feel; they need exercise for their faculties, and a field for their efforts, as much as their brothers do; they suffer from too rigid a restraint, too absolute a stagnation, precisely as men would suffer; and it is narrow-minded in their more privileged fellow-creatures to say that they ought to confine themselves to making puddings and knitting stockings, to playing on the piano and embroidering bags.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

“shoes were for making your feet more comfortable, not less.”
― Janci Patterson, A Thousand Faces