Alison

“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.”
― James V. Hart, Bram Stoker's Dracula

“But we are strong, each in our purpose, and we are all more strong together.”
― Bram Stoker, Dracula

“Don't say 'Horse shite,' Amelia-Rose whispered, drawing even with him.
What should I call it, then, digested equine grass lumps?”
― Suzanne Enoch, It's Getting Scot in Here

“However, not all breeds of genetic athletes were accepted by the GAS and new rules had to be created after the 2224 World Cup, when Scotland fielded a goalkeeper who was a human oblong of flesh, measuring eight feet high by sixteen across, thereby filling the entire goal. Somehow they still failed to qualify for the second round.”
― Grant Naylor, Red Dwarf Omnibus: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers & Better Than Life