Alison

“This is a formal affair. Kali is wearing twelve skulls.”
Nïx’s eyes went wide. “I should’ve vajazzled!”
― Kresley Cole, Dark Skye

“Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast." Ace Rimmer”
― grant naylor

“However, not all breeds of genetic athletes were accepted by the GAS and new rules had to be created after the 2224 World Cup, when Scotland fielded a goalkeeper who was a human oblong of flesh, measuring eight feet high by sixteen across, thereby filling the entire goal. Somehow they still failed to qualify for the second round.”
― Grant Naylor, Red Dwarf Omnibus: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers & Better Than Life

“Come freely, go safely and leave something of the happiness you bring.”
― Bram Stoker