Silly Goose

“Remember what you learned, years ago: You’re never sorry you brought a book.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“The human body is about 60% water- more than half of each and every one of us. Being a body of water is something you can say about absolutely anyone. So if you are ever asked what a certain person is like and you cannot think of anything nice to say, you can just reply "they're mostly water.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“I love a library. Just to walk inside one, and to breathe in a room where so much literature has been gathered, is such a powerful feeling that it often brings a tear to my eye, although that could also be my mild allergy to dust.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“A person who spends eight years learning how to make a cake will probably make you a good cake, but a person who spends eight years as an aviator and a tailor and a math tutor and a trainer of bears in the circus will probably kill you in a plane he is flying very badly while wearing a shirt that doesn't fit and fighting off an ill-behaved bear, all the while insisting that seven times six is harmonica.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast