Leslie

“Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details?”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Defective" was a big word in our house. Many things were labeled "defective" only to miraculously turn functional once the directions had been read more thoroughly.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“That is one boss, bold, bladed motherfucker.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Great. I looked at the two identical bottles of rug detergent on the back porch. One was new and returnable. One was six months old and half empty. But which was which? I couldn't tell! They were opaque. I knew that word because I was in the Gifted Program, but it didn't help me in that split second... I would never be placed in the Common Sense Program.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants