Leslie

“Sometimes they ask if you want to hook up your iPod for background music. Do not do this. It's a trap. They'll put it on shuffle, and no matter how much Beastie Boys or Velvet Underground you have on there, the following four tracks will play in a row; "We'd Like to Thank You Herbert Hoover" from Annie, "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips, "That's What Friends Are For, Various Artists, and "We'd Like to Thank You Herbert Hoover" from Annie.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“That is one boss, bold, bladed motherfucker.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“I find, the fancier the fashion magazine is, the worse the Photoshop. It’s as if they are already so disgusted that a human has to be in the clothes, they can’t stop erasing human features.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details?”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants