Thomas Dorr

“Blind panic might not work all the time, but at least it saved you the stress of planning.”
― Jim C. Hines, Goblin Quest

“The trouble with atheism,” Temoc said, “is that it offers a limited range of curses.”
― Max Gladstone, Two Serpents Rise

“When the Infinite Improbability Drive arrived and whole planets started unexpectedly turning into banana fruitcake, the great history faculty of the University of MaxiMegalon finally gave up, closed itself down and surrendered its buildings to the rapidly growing joint faculty of Divinity and Water Polo, which had been after them for years.”
― Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“She felt that politics was the second most evil thing humanity had ever invented, just after lutefisk.”
― James S.A. Corey, Abaddon's Gate