Ashley Erin

“Long Live Book Nerds!”
― Xavier Neal, Blind

“Happy Endings are profitable. People can get misery for free.”
― Xavier Neal, Blind

“Because that’s how it works in books! When I get home I’m burning all my books for being full of lies and slander! No. No! I take that back! I could never hurt a book…well like that. I may or may not have thrown a novel across the room a time or two in my life. Oh come on, I know you have too! Or you’ve at least thought about it.”
― Xavier Neal, Numb

“If girls paid me for orgasms, let’s just say I’d make Bill Gates look poor.”
― Xavier Neal, Mollify