Vishnu

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
― Groucho marx

“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
― Bill Watterson

“Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.”
― Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“Joy was more than just an absence of discomfort.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Elantris