Gabriela

“Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. "I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“I wanted the whole world or nothing.”
― Charles Bukowski, Post Office

“sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love”
― Gabriel García Márquez

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa