Vale

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

“People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us... It's people who claim that they're good, or any way better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of.”
― Gregory Maguire, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“We are all vainer of our luck than of our merits.”
― Rex Stout, The Rubber Band