Brian

“Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I dug it up first?”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash.”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”
― Woody Allen

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass