Elizabeth

“Newsflash: High school is over. You are not cool. “Cool” is a ridiculous concept.”
― Jim Gaffigan, Dad Is Fat

“But I contend that most of what we’re consuming today is no longer, strictly speaking, food at all, and how we’re consuming it—in the car, in front of the TV, and, increasingly, alone—is not really eating, at least not in the sense that civilization has long understood the term.”
― Michael Pollan, In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto

“Children have a tendency to behave as poorly as the most poorly behaved kid in the room. The laws of physics dictate that if there is a kid screaming and running in the hallway of a hotel, all the other children will scream and run in the hallway of the hotel.”
― Jim Gaffigan, Dad Is Fat

“Anything they have to advertise is something you don’t need.”
― Kelly Coyne, The Urban Homestead: Your Guide to Self-Sufficient Living in the Heart of the City