Elizabeth

“Anything they have to advertise is something you don’t need.”
― Kelly Coyne, The Urban Homestead: Your Guide to Self-Sufficient Living in the Heart of the City

“Children have a tendency to behave as poorly as the most poorly behaved kid in the room. The laws of physics dictate that if there is a kid screaming and running in the hallway of a hotel, all the other children will scream and run in the hallway of the hotel.”
― Jim Gaffigan, Dad Is Fat

“There is a lot more religion in science than you might expect.”
― Michael Pollan, In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto

“Newsflash: High school is over. You are not cool. “Cool” is a ridiculous concept.”
― Jim Gaffigan, Dad Is Fat