Terra

“I am no fan of books.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

“If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.”
― Stephen Colbert

“Baby carrots are making me gay.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

“Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America