Yarnkettle

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”
― Albert Einstein

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
― Mark Twain

“Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.”
― Dick Francis, To the Hilt