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“So that was one part of my job: writing a weekly column on anything I wanted. The other part involved traveling to Miami, usually for a week or two at a time, to write cover stories, like the Orlando-Miami basketball feud story. These were longer and somewhat more coherent than my columns, but still deeply unserious. Often the topics were suggested by Gene or Tom, who enjoyed pointing me at a target, like a tactical assault clown, and printing whatever I wrote about it.”
― Dave Barry, Class Clown: The Memoirs of a Professional Wiseass—How I Went 77 Years Without Growing Up

“Dieu me pardonnera, c’est son métier.”
― Heinrich Heine

“It's obvious, it's wrong, and anyway they said it years ago.”
― Paul Krugman

“Because of Emily Dickinson's frequent use of common meter (four lines with 8, 6, 8 and 6 syllables), it is possible to sing most of her poems to the tune of "Amazing Grace", "The Yellow Rose of Texas", or even the Gilligan's Island theme song...”
― Christopher Kovacs