Status Updates From The French War Against Amer...

"French history texts for preadolescents write that God appointed Pepin's son Charlemagne the 'great civilizer' to embrace all Europe within the French empire." I'm already calling bullshit on this book - no citation given for the textbook, and given France's fierce secular nature, I can be sure that God was not not given credit unless it was in a direct quite from the 8th Century CE.

Very first sentence: "No allied nation infuriates Americans more these days than France and its relentless, often irrational campaign to deprecate almost everything American." I had a feeling from the title that this was what I was getting into.