Status Updates From Orlando

Listening to this as an audio book and reading it. My first audiobook ever ahh

Chapter two: Orlando goes home and pouts.

De verdad querides amigues q amais este libro ya m direis q le veis

I deadass can't tell if he's speaking in metaphors or if this shit is actually happening to him. Also he must be filthy rich, how can you furnish and big ass house like that on a whim