Status Updates From Titillating Tales from Nort...

And last story.

Oh, the sex is back.

What?! No sex stories anymore? There haven't been any in a while. And this book seems at least 80 % sex stories.

I have seen this element of a woman being transformed into something and secretely making dishes etc. for a man so often, I lost count.

Oh, eating this albino eel was bad because albinos are considered unnatural, inauspicious and taboo. Makes me wonder how people with albinism were/are treated in Thailand.

Where the children not deaf from the start? How can anyone of the family talk if all of them are deaf? Did they have an accident?

So this man liked being analy penetrated more than sex with women and the story says he had a striong sexual drive and thought the dog fucked him. And considered how the commentator make fun of him, this really does not point towards the tolerance/acceptance that so many claim southeast asia to have.

The monk thinks there is a mouse in the pussy and mistakes the clitoris for the mouse's nose...

How where the monkeys supposed to know which roots were long and which short without taking the plants out? Granted, they didn't need to do it each time but unless the brahmin knew beforehand which plants and which roots, maybe he should have told them. This wise brahmin seems pretty stupid.

And did this brahmin who was 7 years in his mother's womb really not know that the bald spirits that spit at him were cocks? Plus, how long where they supposed to be?

so the monk fucks a horse... hm, monks get made fun of a lot here.
And is the other story really about fate or about the seller only making 30 rupees each time simply due to bad choices?

only when the two monks touch their bald heads do they realize that they are both men? Wow, how thick where their robes?

Why is this story about the blind guy funny? Is it supposed to be because he didn't acknowledge that he was blind?

he should not be called village fool but village harasser. And in the next story a monk sees to dogs mating and stay stuck together and he tries to copy that with a cow... oh boy.

so when you reach the meditation level of jhana you can fly through the air, go through walls, become invisible, read other people's mind and get what you want by thinking about it... and that can be broken by touching a woman's breast. Funny how so many superpowers can be taken away so easily.

The non-Thai people seem to be characterized as not the smartest so far. And in the case of the other story about the granny with the long pubic hair... ok, so she ripped it off with part of her pussy, and that stuck to the fence... how could one confuse that for the eye of a cow? And why didn't she just cut her pubic hair?

Why on earth did that monk stick his prick into a piece of shit?

All who have been to hell will be reborn with bald-headed pricks due to them being put into a small pot there? Does that refer to penises without foreskin? Odd.

A naga, first time a magical being occurs here. And funny, it doesn't seem nearly as big as modern media suggests them to be. And I am neither surprised that the naga turned into a fast boat nor that the story would kill all the rulers many wives and children on the other boat as well.

my god this family is idiotic, any normal one would have gotten rid of the son-in-law.
Oh and in the next story a guy scretely screwed a buffalo and apparently that caused drought.

Aha, so here male on male rape is there, and first the son-in-law raped his father in law and then claimed it was the other way around when he complained to the authorities.

These stories are more mundane than I expected, these are not magical tales but rather jokes and everyday tales.

it is kind of funny how this woman only village (they mate with a striped dog who kills all the male infants) don't know what a man is and mistake his boner for a tail... these stories get more and more lewd actually.
And no wonder a footnote was necessary later, that wordplay makes sense in the local language but not in english.

Gosh that one story was long. And odd, this next story about 6 guys sounds oddly familiar.

So the guy got his wife via a trick... hm, not so rare.