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It's official, she is a dumbass. This is what I like to call a "drink for the patience to carry on" moment. Hold please while I consult my dear friend JD.

I read the first page yesterday afternoon then set it aside until 1 am this morning. I've picked it up and put it down here and there all day with no real sense of commitment yet. I'm clutching my optimism with hopeful claws but, thus far...I'm tired of the heroine and the too-proper-to-be-real dialogue. I'm guessing this obsessed aversion to using contractions and colloquial language is academic collateral damage

Okay. That's it. I'm done with this one.

Vampire talking to vampire, the male MC vampire is trying to find out who drained the dead girl "Eve", which is all over the news. He asks,"What did you do to her? Really?! He's a vampire. Hell so is he. It doesn't take that many brain cells to figure this one out.

At first, I couldn't figure it out. The female MC came across as a strong character. But then, not quite so much. So what is she? Well I now believe "Snob" would work here.

"We prefer our pets pure. Clean. Simple. Without drugs or excessive emotional garbage tainting there blood" The female MC? Pure? Clean and simple? Ah, what about alcohol? I am pretty sure that does dilute the blood. From a vampire, he sure is dumb.

I feel like a fish! Man don't read this book (it should come with its on warning label) if you are a recovering alcoholic.

This book has me sucked in. I love it!

Finished! Totally unexpected but I should KNOW based on the series title: Human Vampire series xD
Review tomorrow!

Sweet! But I have some feelings that it won't last...I hope I'm wrong!