Status Updates From A Wet & Wild Night

No thoughts to unwanted pregnancy or STD's. None.

Wow. 3 fingers up the ass, still sans lube, and she's loving it? Why not just shove the whole bloody fist up there!

Really?? His dick is so "huge" she's one of very few women who can take him all the way in? Not. Even. Likely!!

What's with all the biting? Jeez!!

Making hickies and two fingers up the ass sans lube, is a complete turnoff.

Anal play is fine and all, but just shoving a finger up the ass without any kind of lube is painful, not sexy.

All the POV jumping is making my head spin. There's a POV switch every single paragraph. And all that chuckling going on is nothing but annoying.

So, hipbones sticking out is sexy now?

The banter isn't all that bantery. More awkward than anything else...

Oh for f......ENOUGH WITH THE BLUSHING! Her name ain't "Bella"!!!

"Heck?" Really? You're writing erotica. Use your words. "Hell" or "fuck" is better.

*rolls eyes*

*sigh* With all these intense waves of arousal going on, you'd think this book would at least be sexy...

All this POV jumping is making my head spin.

The author is really beating to death the "fat women are a turn off" thing. I can't get past this and focus on the rest of the story. This is just awful!!

"An extremely drunk, obese, twenty-something female..." This is apparently a very effective turn off. I'm sorry. But you just do not write something like that. Obv this author hates fat people. Way to exclude 90% of your readers. The reader doesn't want to be told they're a turn off while reading erotica. It turns them off the book and the author.

This story is making me want to giggle loudly. But am sat at a coffeeshop so I can't. :D

Maybe a quickie (heh) will be an easier read.

BAAAAD story! Author is shallow making fun of obese people also. I could probably put up with it had the writing been more skilled than a grade school writing style. Epic fail. DNF

Quotation marks would do wonders for this book…