Status Updates From Artie, The Good Witch

I never did understand why evil folk tended to detail their plan in front of their helpless prisoner. Didn't it make more sense to just hurry up and finish whatever they intended to do? I couldn't for the life of me figure it out, but Tara behaved exactly like that. To complete the picture, she just needed to rub her hands together in evil glee while cackling. Scratch that. She was doing it now.

I tried to distract myself from my glum thoughts by counting the dust bunnies and torn tapestries I could see as we walked. After a while, I got bored, and started counting scared servants instead.

We traveled for the longest time, but it seemed all too soon that we reached the royal capital of our kingdom. Since our kings and queens have always been unimaginative, they named it just that, Capital. Of course, I shouldn't be the one to speak, since I still called my familiars Cat Number One and Cat Number Two.)))

We traveled for the longest time, but it seemed all too soon that we reached the royal capital of our kingdom. Since our kings and queens have always been unimaginative, they named it just that, Capital. Of course, I shouldn't be the one to speak, since I still called my familiars Cat Number One and Cat Number Two.)))

So-So, but kinda cute... Still, not sure what I think about this one.

Good, but not nearly so hilarious as blurb.