Status Updates From Hanging Loose

So I've made it this far into the book and only just now realized it's by Lou Harper. I thought it was by Jay Northcote. I was wondering why the style seemed "off" -- and why it was set in America. Okay, recalibrating...

"'People would spend less time obsessing about the lives of others if they took the time to enjoy what they had.'"

Isn't that the truth!!!

Shoulda read the author bio first. European writing American rarely works out well for me. Oh well, WTH.

NOOOOOOO!!!

“Did you know he’s a big porn star now?” Ginny went on. “I mean, Jez dragged him out of the closet but surely didn’t shove him into the smut business. His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!”

“Of course he likes you. The way he looks at you, that’s not constipation in his eyes. Trust me, I’m old enough to know.”
“What should I do?”
“Tackle him and screw his brains out. There’s nothing like the direct approach.”
Dirty old coot.

We lay there in a sticky, bruised mess like a couple of overripe peaches squeezed one too many times.

Some of the expressions the author used were exquisite!

To think of it, he had a point; the best bad guys are always the sexy ones, the ones you know you should hate but can’t. Like Spike in Buffy.

I couldn't agree more!!!!

Oh, Arthur!

Someone is being a naughty weed growing boy! :P

“You’re too damn perfect,” I pointed out.
“What? Trust me, I’m not. Not even close.”
“Whatever,” I said, because he was clearly lying.

Clearly!! LOL!

“You’re too damn perfect,” I pointed out.
“What? Trust me, I’m not. Not even close.”
“Whatever,” I said, because he was clearly lying.

Clearly!! LOL!

OHMYGOD, an author who actually uses the word "prone" correctly (face down, NOT face up)... be still my heart.

“As soon as they all leave, I’ll show you some moves I learned from Animal Planet.”

We were making sinfully lubricious noises.

If you leave yourself open to possibilities, a lot might happen that you couldn’t have planned for.”

This was very enjoyable.

"His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!" Good one!!!

I'm prepared, and I still think this is going to make me cry.