Status Updates From Verland: The Transformation

I was getting interested in Verland's story. Aaaand then we got back to Elle and Gary... They are so bland! And Gary has a dog, Bosie, named after Oscar Wilde's lover, because the dog can check out "rear ends the way his namesake never could". That's supposed to be funny? It isn't. At all.

I really liked Kazamira's story! Finally! When she spoke of innocence of a goat vs the evilness of people, it was quite powerful. Is she the first character in this book I'm going to like? ;)

I like Maxine, the grammar-correcting parrot. She's the most interesting character so far. ;)

The conversation between Elle and Gary is pretty cringe-worthy....
And the way the characters are described is, too. Not impressed so far which makes me sad. :(
Example: "Mmmm, girl hair. One of nature's finest aromas." *eyeroll*

Loving this novel!

slowing down. starting to lose interest.

it's got my interest so far. just haven't had the time to really get into it yet.

Verland, pulls you in and keeps you there.