Status Updates From The Perfect Order of Things

he’s 30 and shes 19 and he doesn’t even find her all that attractive but he still fucks her ~just because~

i HATE cishet men

“her skin the color of caramel”

ah yes, there we go again

this guy: “dont let me down” by the Beatles is better than anything Beethoven OR Mozart have EVER done

me, trying my best not to die: are you... sure

i try hard not to be a pretentious bitch but this dude just said with his whole chest that he liked some random Beatles song (apparently built like a mini-symphony) better than anything by Beethoven, or Mozart, bc it /touched/ him more, yk? it had that special /something/, like all great ~art~

and i just. try so hard. but how am i supposed to respect him when he says stuff like that.

is there anything that is at the same time more scary and more pathetic than a white guy obsessed with the beatles

the way you understand the French quote in a book and grow kinda proud and angry at the same time; proud bc you understood it at all but angry bc you dont REALLY know french, right? you know enough to understand a quote but can you SPEAK it? can you COMMUNICATE? do you catch NUANCES? no, ofc you dont, bc you’re useless