Status Updates From The Grunt 1 (The Lonely Hea...

Wow…I’ve read some bad sex scenes before, but this is by far the WORST I’ve ever read. I can’t even cringe at the details. I’m just dying of laughter.

"When he realized that he had analyzed her entire apartment, he wondered if Amy hadn’t turned him gay. What man paid attention to such things? The answer - a sexually suppressed man"

What do I even say to this 😭

“You know what really ticks me off?” Brett said, going back to Amy. “And I don’t mean this in a racial way… she was leaving me for a black man. You knew Amy. She was by all accounts a racist.”

I know he says he's not racist but this seems a bit racist to me.

"That is why I love Judy. She’s pretty dependable. She might not be a size two, but her heart is made of pure 14 carat gold."

I was told I would find parts of this book offensive but I wasn't ready for this.

I like it so far, I feel like the brother will be the lover that may had

The typos in this book😡😬🙄