Status Updates From God Explained in a Taxi Ride

We have a new religion.
Consumerism.
Supermarkets are the new cathedrals.

It is the Church's Bible, not God's

The Eskimo asked the missionary,
'Will I go to heaven or hell?
The missionary said, 'To heaven.?
'Would I go to hell if I didn't know anything about it?'asked the Eskimo.
'No, the missionary said.
The Eskimo said, Why did you tell me about it then?'
Think about it. WTFFFFF

Mankind does not really want to live without a God.
As the Communists have discovered, atheism is too barren an outlook to live with for very long.
Spiritually we need dear old God, but we want him on our terms, under our control.

1. We define God as that for which there is no greater.
If you agree, go to point 2
2. God is perfection.
If you agree, go to point 3
3. Perfection that actually exists must be greater than merely the idea of perfection.
If you agree, go to point 4
4. Therefore God must exist: He is that for which there is no greater, and the mere idea of perfection is not as great as perfection that actually exists.

We fight our neighbours because we don't understand them, not because we disagree with them.