Status Updates From Reckless Roulette (The Elite)

I might get the audiobook. This reads like a great candidate for that format

This has been one of the toughest rewards in a long while and part of the issue is The typical anti-hero mc that this author is known for. What's worse is that the other mc is a complete asshole who is slowly redeeming himself.

If it wasn't for the fact that this is the first in the series, I wouldn't have forced myself to read this far

My mans Michael Ferraiuolo's here to save the day with great audiobook narration.

JFC, I was scared there for a second. How many duds in a row was that? 2? 3???

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“I hired him to glare at people I don’t like. He’s phenomenal at it. Does a real good job too.”
“Oh dayum. Do you think I could hire you to go to my mother-in-law’s and glower at her? It looks effective.”
“I have to pay him per glower, so if you could keep him from glowering at you, it’d be great,” Len says.

“The guy’s never once thought about which Pokémon he’d eat, Harker! Everyone knows it’s Oddish!” “I’m pretty sure not everyone knows that, Len.”