Status Updates From Step-Farmer (Wanting What's...

What did I just read?!
Ridiculous. And not in a good way. And then it didn't even deliver spice-wise.

I said I want the ranchiest novella out there

Disclaimer: I don't kink shame and seldomly shy from taboo aspects in books.

That being said, this book was weirdly a lot & kind of nothing at the same time. I have no idea how to even rate it. Def could have been better. The vibe of this book is like a cupcake that fell into a gallon of sprinkles that was smushed flat with a hammer then topped with beer. It doesn't make sense but isn't the worst thing ever.

She’s 5’1 and he’s 6’7 💀 RIP to his back

😮 "I'm your father and I own you like I do every cow in that barn. You are part of my hear now, angel. My milky little cow. Daddy's going to use you for his own relief. You just be quiet and don't tell."
🤨🤔😮😑🙄😏😱😲🤐😯