Status Updates From Blood Howl (Sanguis Noctis,...

20% in and, considering all the insta love, I still have only a vague idea as to what characters look like. Oh, wait, I know a tiny bit about one of the MC's "under all that baggy clothes and long hair there is a long elegant neck" to go with "long gorgeous fingers". Guh! Someone lend me a sharp stick!!!

The poor thing is tripping all over itself. I don't mean any of the MC's, I mean the book itself: the writing, the plot., the ...uh, grammar.

RS & AK, Leo Tolstoy you are not and long, complex sentences are not your forte. Tho color purple is pretty strong with you.

Not to be confused with the Magic Peen of course! "Snorting, David rolled his eyes, lounging back in the chair. “Ah, yes, healing semen. A well known homeopathic remedy.”

HaHa!! Poor Redford!! "Are you shitting me? This might be the best thing I’ve ever put in my mouth.” Jed paused after his words, and a quick smirk flitted across his features. “Second best. When it comes to things technically classified as food though, definitely the best.” Jed only got that look when he was talking about sex, but try as he might, Redford still couldn’t figure that comment out."

Some eye rolling moments because there is only so much belief I can suspend but so far very amusing. "Also, his cock might be broken. Which was the really bad part of all of this."

The good news is the story is taking off like a rocket now! Happy timez. We're into the suspense.

Not a promising start. Damn I despise it when authors want the reader to know the MC doesn't care about true intimacy and is a hardcore bad boy, so they will have a DESCRIBED sex scene with random stranger within the first few seconds. No. No thank you. Hell no. It's okay to TELL me in this case, and then get on with it, I don't wanna read a sex scene with no sex tension and with some random and dumped character. No.

Whaaaaat?!? You can't just run away!

Ugh. This blows.