Status Updates From The Boy With the Bread

““You’d think the Tribute Train would have a ‘Mentor Cleaning’ setting in the shower,” I tell him as I scrub. “A lot of you guys seem messed up, this must be pretty routine on the trains. I could just put you in the shower, close the door and press ‘Drunk with Despair.’ You’d get power washed and then, DING, the door opens and I haul you to bed. Done and done.” I love this version of Peeta