Status Updates From The Man I Know

girl stop giving in to this mans "needs". hes not going to die if he doesnt choke and degrade you 🤦🤦🤦

now usually i greatly side-eye a book where the wife gives up her dream job in favor of being a stay at home wife but i was like, yk what, shes happy its fine, whatever...until i learned that they met when she was TWENTY TWO and he was THIRTY ONE. fork found in KITCHEN. even worse, she laments on how shes done with those silly college boys and needs a REAL man, EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

les goo