Status Updates from All Editions of Life, Love, and Texting (Kindle Edition)

Darija Brekalo is 60% done

— Apr 05, 2015 12:03PM Add a comment

Elizabeth Emily Browne is 59% done

WHAT?! What did you just do!?!

— Mar 16, 2015 05:58PM Add a comment

Elizabeth Emily Browne is 52% done

Seriously.. Just tell her you love her! Don't deceive the poor girl!

— Mar 16, 2015 03:29PM Add a comment

Elizabeth Emily Browne is 33% done

Really? Why didn't you just tell her the truth straight away? You need to put the shovel down and stop digging.

— Mar 16, 2015 03:07PM Add a comment

Melanie is 91% done

— Mar 15, 2015 09:09PM Add a comment

Melanie is 74% done

— Mar 15, 2015 08:39PM Add a comment

C.P. Cabaniss is 78% done

— Mar 15, 2015 07:25PM Add a comment

Melanie is 68% done

— Mar 15, 2015 03:59PM Add a comment

C.P. Cabaniss is 42% done

— Mar 15, 2015 03:15PM Add a comment

C.P. Cabaniss is 19% done

— Mar 15, 2015 02:21PM Add a comment

Melanie is 54% done

— Mar 15, 2015 01:22PM Add a comment

Melanie is 49% done

— Mar 15, 2015 01:08PM Add a comment

Kelly is 78% done

so tell me again why Colton is obsessed with Annie? there are obviously other nicer and less desperate girls in his class. totally called Mo and his love guru-ing backfiring. Nikki turned out to be normal and nice - why doesn't Colton like her??

— Mar 15, 2015 11:13AM Add a comment

Kelly is 58% done

I'm not really liking Annie. I know that I was stupid as a teenager, but she's too pushy for my taste. maybe it's a comment on how differently people act via text as opposed to in person or by phone, but it comes across as desperate. while this is pretty accurate for a 16 year old, I'm sort of hoping Colton doesn't end up with her. Mo is hilarious and I know this will all backfire

— Mar 15, 2015 10:20AM Add a comment

Kelly is 30% done

This story reminds me a lot of middle school and high school where I'm pretty sure this situation happened happened multiple times. Texting can be such an impersonal and problematic mode of communication but we use it so much all the same.

— Mar 15, 2015 09:28AM Add a comment

Noella is 90% done

Oh god, the second hand embarrassment.

— Mar 15, 2015 02:53AM Add a comment

Noella is 77% done

Calling Nikki a "philosopher guru" was a bit far-fetched. She's just got something called common sense!

— Mar 15, 2015 02:41AM Add a comment

Noella is 65% done

Crrrringy triple date.

— Mar 15, 2015 02:15AM Add a comment

Noella is 42% done

These silly boys should just mind their own business and stop causing trouble!

— Mar 14, 2015 10:48PM Add a comment

Noella is 13% done

Haha she thought it was COCOza who texted her!

— Mar 14, 2015 09:22PM Add a comment

Melanie is 20% done

— Mar 14, 2015 07:07PM Add a comment

Melanie is 16% done

— Mar 14, 2015 05:52PM Add a comment

Christina is finished

Isn't life beautiful indeed! Who would've guessed Nikki to be the one who helped Colton most. I'm all good with happy endings and everyone got someone in the end. A feel-good read :)

— Mar 14, 2015 05:11PM Add a comment

Christina is 87% done

Mo coming clean at the lunchroom was so funny! Everyone still really likes him though. I hope the same could be said about Colton when he reveals the truth to Annie

— Mar 14, 2015 04:52PM Add a comment

Melanie is 4% done

— Mar 14, 2015 03:58PM Add a comment

Christina is 45% done

Can't Mo see the flaw in his text-matchmaking? He's reading their texts and no one has the real number of the other person! And he doesn't even relay the exact message. Oh dear

— Mar 14, 2015 03:20PM Add a comment

Christina is 25% done

Oh boy, Colton needs to stop texting Annie back as Nick. This cannot end well. And Annie sure is aggressive! The note passing incident was hilarious!

— Mar 14, 2015 02:53PM Add a comment

Christina is 12% done

The Coco thing totally backfired! Poor Colton!

— Mar 14, 2015 01:37PM Add a comment