Status Updates From Corey Fah Does Social Mobility

"Was true I was stubborn, but also realistic and aware of the limitations of my personal agency." Ah, beloved Corey......

What, I thought for sure the scoreboard went down due to time dilation relating to Červí díra shenanigans...

Everyone's always saying 'Oh get a hobby, a special interest, develop an obsession' but I ask you, Corey Fah, what then? What comes after???

Fumper??????? Real???

Drew you fucking dork, this social mobility idea was yours to begin with, remember. Corey Fah makes it on camera ONCE and you're peeved?

Mm, the forest in this is giving Where Monsters Dance from that one A. Merc Rustad anthology.

"as ever infiltrating gay personal spaces when it was too late by far." Corey you little shit, is that self deprecating??

"Bambi Pavok, little sucker - don't like to use bottom-shaming language but was what it was -" lmao incredible.

I think that trophy is now itself the winner of the Dramatisation of Social Evils award, dang.

I know I sound like I've lost it every time I talk about Corey Fah Does Social Mobility, but shit just got so real.

Oh, I would so watch a horror tv show if it was horror in a watch-the-protagonist-fuck-it kind of way.

Drewwwwwwwww :/

Love Corey's thoughts during The Bambi Incident, they've such a good sense for mischief.

Yeah well, I've got a firm belief in both the ability and the right of working-class homos to survive that long!

Ah fuck, so Sean St Orton's from a different timeline where he didn't die in 1967 and only got here in 2014? I guess it's not a stretch what with all of the Červí díra portalling going on, but I was kind of hoping that dimensional timetravel would stay in Sterling Karat.

"5. Drew is a top, always has been, but they gets to the bottom of it." Well, good for them.

Between this and Serious Weakness, partners hoping the other will "start pulling their weight"... Nice to see Drew get a taste of what's going on, though. I'd be "properly spooked" too.

Drew's cry of "Have you lost it, Corey" was so fr fr of them. How does Corey Fah even know that shit to begin with? Did they ask poor benighted Bambi Pavok???

Ah, so our eastern european Bambi got to the capitol here via the aforementioned wormholes, yeah that tracks.

This bit about Bambi Pavok's suffering being easier to stomach has real "what do you mean you haven't used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet" vibes. Odd one.

So if we take Sterling Karat to have been about the bureaucratic fascist nightmare that is the UK broadly, I guess Corey Fah covers the bureaucratic fascist nightmare that is Literary Awards and their social circles. Deeply informative!

I look up where Corey and Drew live, and it's Chinese for "bad person" or "scoundrel"? 10/10.

I dig that Social Mobility and UNKNOWN BLOGGER TAKES MAJOR LITERARY AWARD seem to be bending reality. Very immersive.

"Studio audience went, Wow. Wtf."

"Not everything is about you, Corey. I have my own interiority." <3 ahhhhhh they're just like me, they're just like me, they're just like me.

I might watch Sean St Orton Gets To The Bottom Of It, that is, irregularities in the spatiotemporal continuum, how they work and impact people's lives. Seems neat! Reading this in a posh accent makes me wonder if Sterling Karat benefits from the same treatment.

Like 15 pages into this "social mobility" shit and I'm already afraid.

You read the prepages and they're like *Isabel Waidner is the winner of the British Colonial Officer award for political fiction, the new york times' bestselling award* and then the first chapter is like "Did I say, I'd won a mad prize, likely by mistake. 'The awarf for the Fictionalisation of Social Evils goes to--'" and I'm wondering if it's a crime to view this as deliberately meta.

Ok we're gaming.