Status Updates From Night Shift

Dick goes in for his first appointment, where Donatti tells him the treatment has already begun. He smashes Dick's cigarettes, then shows him a room where a rabbit gets shocked by an electric floor when it tries to eat. For the first month, Dick will be supervised by operatives from Quitters, Inc. If Dick is caught smoking, his wife will be shocked in the rabbit room while Dick is forced to watch. Yikes!

Dick goes to Quitters, Inc. and is greeted by a representative named Vic Donatti. Donatti has Dick sign a form committing him to the program, which employs none of the usual preachy, drug- and diet-prescribing methods and is free for the first year. He then proceeds to ask Dick a bunch of personal questions, like the condition of his marriage and which school his son goes to. That sounds a little concerning.

A month later, things have been going horribly with Dick's job. While paying for his drink at another bar, the Quitters, Inc. card that McCann gave him falls out of his wallet. He decides to go over there and see what it's like, just for shits and giggles. Here we go!