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I just can't do this to myself. I can't.

I may never read another page of this. I dread reading it, dread picking it up again.

I'm reading this as a Swap-bot dare (to read a genre you usually don't). I really dislike it so far. I feel sorry for the elf dude having to put up with this annoying woman who never stops cracking pop culture jokes and can't take anything seriously. I hope I can make it through the whole book!

I can do this. I can end this tonight.

I'm surprised by many things in this book, but intercourse isn't one of them.

The good stuff

Is it possible to kiss so hard that you taste blood? If so, is this good for your gums?

Things finally start to heat up as Charlie and Jane develop feelings for each other. Finally.

To answer everyone's anxious question, you say, "Um, excuse me. Please put some clothes on."