Status Updates From THE NANCY DREW FILES: CASE ...

twasn’t the KGB, but they still very clearly had a problem with her, so my commentary stands

also she has a boyfriend at this point in time, & in the span of one page we go from “I won’t stop talking to her!!” to “I miss my bf” to “nancy, help me figure out my feelings!!!” (i’m not even kidding,, like, did no one pick up on how this just makes it seem like the gay subtext is intentional???)
in conclusion: george is a comphet lesbian so powerful that the fucking KGB wants to take her out

nvm it’s actually bc george and the russian competitor are HELLA gay & the fucking KGB Doesn’t Like That
like girlie wld genuinely rather DIE than stop talking to the pretty russian girl she’s known for one (1) singular week

a nother wonderful edition of nancy drew files, where everyone hates each other and I hate them all. this time, the fucking KGB wants to kill nancy’s friend george to keep her from winning a bike race (??)