Sarah Bonder’s Reviews > Never Say Die > Status Update
Sarah Bonder
is 98% done
twasn’t the KGB, but they still very clearly had a problem with her, so my commentary stands
— Jul 24, 2024 08:29PM
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Sarah Bonder
is 76% done
also she has a boyfriend at this point in time, & in the span of one page we go from “I won’t stop talking to her!!” to “I miss my bf” to “nancy, help me figure out my feelings!!!” (i’m not even kidding,, like, did no one pick up on how this just makes it seem like the gay subtext is intentional???)
in conclusion: george is a comphet lesbian so powerful that the fucking KGB wants to take her out
— Jul 24, 2024 08:23PM
in conclusion: george is a comphet lesbian so powerful that the fucking KGB wants to take her out
Sarah Bonder
is 75% done
nvm it’s actually bc george and the russian competitor are HELLA gay & the fucking KGB Doesn’t Like That
like girlie wld genuinely rather DIE than stop talking to the pretty russian girl she’s known for one (1) singular week
— Jul 24, 2024 08:22PM
like girlie wld genuinely rather DIE than stop talking to the pretty russian girl she’s known for one (1) singular week
Sarah Bonder
is 74% done
a nother wonderful edition of nancy drew files, where everyone hates each other and I hate them all. this time, the fucking KGB wants to kill nancy’s friend george to keep her from winning a bike race (??)
— Jul 24, 2024 08:19PM

