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"How do you find your husband, Elsie?" he asked her as they walked together through the orchard. "In my way," she replied, hoping she didn't blush. "But he has done well here. Even you must admit 'tis so, daughter." She could not answer that for it was true he worked hard. In all things. "Now tell me," he repeated, "how do you find him?" "Oh, I lift the nearest rock and there he is."

than forty years. "How do you find your husband, Elsie?" he asked her as they walked together through the orchard. "In my way," she replied, hoping she didn't blush. "But he has done well here. Even you must admit 'tis so, daughter." She could not answer that for it was true he worked hard. In all things. "Now tell me," he repeated, "how do you find him?" "Oh, I lift the nearest rock and there he is."

She backed up to the bed post, stopping only when it banged the back of her head. "I'm not ready."

Dominic sank to his buttocks on the bed. "You're not ready?" With one hand he casually stroked his manhood and she saw it grow another half inch in length and width. "So what am I to do with this?"

"Put a poultice on it."