Status Updates From Catastrophically Consequential

Whatevuh Happened Tuh Ginger Bocey?. So we're back to the narrator talking like a drunken hillbilly, and taking about some girl (Ginger) jumping off a tower because she took too many drugs and thought she could fly. I'm not quite sure how this ties into the rest of the book, but then again, I didn't understand most of the book.

Alison Eckslacks Wellness. As far as I can tell, this chapter is about Alison, who was dreaming about reincarnation. I think. The who chapter is just her jumping from one scene to the next. It was extremely confusing.

Genevieve Piss Pig. So from what I understand, Genevieve is 'the girl from the future' and (at least at the beginning of the chapter) she is explaining her life to the reincarnated princess, before she's reincarnated. She talks about how she was sorta involved in a piss fetish world, and then she teleports away.

Girl From Future. This was a really weird chapter. Basically the girl from the princess' dream teleports into the tower and starts to ramble about her world and the future. The last part is the chapter is just letting us know that that same princess is reincarnated 900 years later; but has no memory of her past life.

Princess Orca Media. This chapter is about a stuck up self centred princess from medieval times, who spends her time trying to rid herself of the smell from the commoners. She is visited in her dream by a woman from the future who called her out on how insensitive and self-centred she is.

The Downward Spiral of Cindy Cipro. This chapter starts off as a look into the life of Cindy, an introvert who is- unknowingly- into S&M. It ends with her flipping out on people at a New Years Eve party, telling everyone how much she hates them. They, including her two on-and-off lovers, beat her to death with kitchen utensils. What in the world! I didn't see the logical progression.

Bobby Bluetooth. This chapter is about a comedy club and it makes the distaste this culture has over middle eastern and non Christians very obvious.

Djzheemi Sparks Homeroom Daydream. From what I understand this chapter is about a boy from another school who thinks he may be gay and is trying to figure out what to do. He also writes poems and is ridiculed by most students in his school.

Incestuous Ingrydd. The first half of this chapter is disgusting. Ingrydd is basically a whore, but for her dad, uncles, cousins and brothers. I can't express how disgusted by this I am. The second half explains that Ingrydd and her half sister Hermana Morafin were the half sisters of the coke head slut from the last chapter--Mannequin Syreetwalker. And that the other sister wants to kill Dar-Not-Lean's mother.

The Enchanted Yearbook. This chapter is about a fat high school loner, whose parents are coke heads that forced her to eat junk food. She has an enemy, the skinniest girl in school who is the class slut/coke head. The enemy gets into a fight with the mother and the mother uses the 'enchanted yearbook' that when 'activated' will kill a person if they truly deserve to die. The enemy dies and fat girl is happy. What!

Core-Ann Burnin Laidie. So this chapter is about (from what I can tell) a white, Christian-American who is against all other religions and races. He talks about supporting the burning of the Brownerz's Core-Ann and that killing them is ok if they try to stop the fire. Although he doesn't like gay people, he states: "hell do what yuh like, jes do yer perverse in sum udder nabberhood!"

Dümmersprache Dümmerf@kker. Okay, so I have to say how much I dreaded reading this chapter. I spent four days saying I should read it, but not wanting to, mainly because it looks like German. After finally reading it, I found, despite the ridiculous spelling, the general idea-- I think is that even though we all have differences, we are also all very much alike. I actually kind of liked this chapter.

Lord Szczmawg. Where do I start? I guess with the fact that it's extremely hard to follow the story when normal everyday words are spelt wrong. I'm not too sure of the reason for that, but I was able to make out 85% of the strangely spelt words. The story itself is about Blue Green Planet that is destroyed because a god wanted it destroyed. Most of the world gets yet there are some evil humans left. That is the gist.

Home Sweet Home Silence Golden: Part Two. Okay, so I misread the comma in Part One. The Silver Brunette Man is the older version of the Brunette Boy. I believe the sinister god Mercury represents the knowledge that he was involved in his father's death. At least that is what I understood from Home Sweet Home Silence Golden.

Home Sweet Home Silence Golden: Part One. The choppiness of actions suggested a drunken state to me as I was reading. The fact that it was a dream also makes sense. The Silver Brunette Man banging his head against the wall, sounded to me, that he hung himself.

stranger and stranger the more i read

Very strange and crazy - but I am going to finish it. You would need an open mind to read this.

To strange to put down!

As of right now all I can say is very interesting and different - I am reading it trying to figure it out.

I have to say this is a book, I don't understand just yet - but can't put it down because I want to figure it out.