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Whatevuh Happened Tuh Ginger Bocey?. So we're back to the narrator talking like a drunken hillbilly, and taking about some girl (Ginger) jumping off a tower because she took too many drugs and thought she could fly. I'm not quite sure how this ties into the rest of the book, but then again, I didn't understand most of the book.

Alison Eckslacks Wellness. As far as I can tell, this chapter is about Alison, who was dreaming about reincarnation. I think. The who chapter is just her jumping from one scene to the next. It was extremely confusing.

Genevieve Piss Pig. So from what I understand, Genevieve is 'the girl from the future' and (at least at the beginning of the chapter) she is explaining her life to the reincarnated princess, before she's reincarnated. She talks about how she was sorta involved in a piss fetish world, and then she teleports away.

Girl From Future. This was a really weird chapter. Basically the girl from the princess' dream teleports into the tower and starts to ramble about her world and the future. The last part is the chapter is just letting us know that that same princess is reincarnated 900 years later; but has no memory of her past life.

Princess Orca Media. This chapter is about a stuck up self centred princess from medieval times, who spends her time trying to rid herself of the smell from the commoners. She is visited in her dream by a woman from the future who called her out on how insensitive and self-centred she is.

Bobby Bluetooth. This chapter is about a comedy club and it makes the distaste this culture has over middle eastern and non Christians very obvious.

Djzheemi Sparks Homeroom Daydream. From what I understand this chapter is about a boy from another school who thinks he may be gay and is trying to figure out what to do. He also writes poems and is ridiculed by most students in his school.

Incestuous Ingrydd. The first half of this chapter is disgusting. Ingrydd is basically a whore, but for her dad, uncles, cousins and brothers. I can't express how disgusted by this I am. The second half explains that Ingrydd and her half sister Hermana Morafin were the half sisters of the coke head slut from the last chapter--Mannequin Syreetwalker. And that the other sister wants to kill Dar-Not-Lean's mother.

The Enchanted Yearbook. This chapter is about a fat high school loner, whose parents are coke heads that forced her to eat junk food. She has an enemy, the skinniest girl in school who is the class slut/coke head. The enemy gets into a fight with the mother and the mother uses the 'enchanted yearbook' that when 'activated' will kill a person if they truly deserve to die. The enemy dies and fat girl is happy. What!

Core-Ann Burnin Laidie. So this chapter is about (from what I can tell) a white, Christian-American who is against all other religions and races. He talks about supporting the burning of the Brownerz's Core-Ann and that killing them is ok if they try to stop the fire. Although he doesn't like gay people, he states: "hell do what yuh like, jes do yer perverse in sum udder nabberhood!"