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'My first impulse was to walk into the truck stop stark ass naked'

Not only is the author cool as shit, he is also quite talented.

I'm not sure really sure what I'm reading.

Well okay...

"On a long enough timeline, all things may eventually come to pass, and this is what we call potential."

The first thing he felt, after the impact of the seatbelt against his waist and chest, was the intense heat of the flames consuming his parents in the front seat of their family sedan.

Solid candidate for best opening sentence to a chapter.

Chapter 30 is on the money.

Nuevo New Orleans vs. Viejo New Orleans

Classic!

Homo sapiens is the only [species] that bothers to cover its ass. It is also the only species that purposefully poisons its environment and murders its own kind en masse.

"Things would normalize eventually, of course. Still, the definition of 'normal' was bound to differ somewhat from household to household..."

"Ed II held no grudge against Chuchowski for befouling him so. In fact, he felt honored that a writer of such stature would deign to use a nobody like him as his own personal launching pad, even if he did get shit on in the process..."

"Noticing that her father has finally fallen asleep, the Attorney General rises from his seat at back and begins making his way up the aisle, a barely disguised leer curled across his lips. His fly is already down before the girl’s pigtails even come into view. 'Why hello there, young lady…'"

"Granted, hookers may face graver work hazards than the average fast food employee, and they may be forced to endure the unsavory stigma associated with their trade, but who wouldn’t want to earn that much money, just for doing things they were probably
going to do anyway?"

"Then one day around the time I was seventeen, or
maybe twenty-eight, I was enjoying a typically bland,
boring, perfectly delightful lunch with aunt when she
gave me reason to suspect that it wasn’t lunchtime at all."

Two irritating things this morning. 1: it's cold as Hel here and 2: Goodreads very own little rocking-chair-sitting babe keeps showing up as I try to post or check on links... DAMN YOU ALICE!!!

Two irritating things this morning. 1: it's cold as Hel here and 2: Goodreads very own little rocking-chair-sitting babe keeps showing up as I try to post or check on links... DAMN YOU ALICE!!!

This is just ... some weird shit, dude...