Katy

“Wouldn’t the sentence ‘I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign’ have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?”
― Martin Gardner, Aha! Insight

“Look, I'm here because we need to stop this killer. I'm somewhat on board with the craziness. But we've now got a priest stealing the Shroud of Turin from the Catholic Church so we can use the blood of Jesus to defeat the anti-Christ, who, by the way, is Newsweek's (sic) poster boy of the year, all at the urgings of an alcoholic priest. Do I have it right?”
― David W. Moore III, The Shroud

“An ordinary Haitian mule, it was said, would serve you faithfully for ten years just for the chance to kick your brains in”
― Chet Williamson, A Haunting of Horrors: A Twenty-Novel eBook Bundle of Horror and the Occult

“If there was a god, a capital ‘g’ god, I wondered if he was paying attention. Did he monitor the universe like a security guard stationed at a bank of screens with a book and a cup of coffee? Or did he feel every ripple like it was a part of him? Did he grieve? Or were emotions an evolutionary gimmick, a cruel sleight of hand we humans played on ourselves?”
― Jim Buckner, De Novo Syndrome